"You know you love me.
xoxo, Gossip Girl"
Unfortunately, I do. Even though I managed to avoid an entire decade of crappy teen dramas--The O.C., Dawson's Creek, and 90210, I can't seem to resist the siren song of this one. It must be that magical combination of beautiful, upper east siders with ridiculous sounding names (Serena Van der Woodson?) who drink martinis at slumber parties and backstab each other all the way to the Ivy Leagues. It's like a weekly version of Cruel Intentions with a snarky voice-over bonus.